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Paperback  Ù Haunted PDF Ü Haunted is a novel made up of stories twenty three of the most horrifying, hilarious, mind blowing, stomach churning tales you ll ever encounterThe stories are told by people who have all answered an ad headlined Artists Retreat Abandon your life for three months They are led to believe that here they will leave behind all the distractions of real life that are keeping them from creating the masterpiece that is in them But here turns out to be a cavernous and ornate old theater where they are utterly isolated from the outside world and where heat and power and, most importantly, food are in increasingly short supply And the desperate the circumstances become, the desperate the stories they tell and the devious their machinations to make themselves the hero of the inevitable play movie non fiction blockbuster that will certainly be made from their plight


10 thoughts on “Haunted

  1. Paul Bryant Paul Bryant says:

    I m only on p 75 of this thing and I m about to hurl it at the wall What is it supposed to beDoes this guy really think these lame parodies are funny This is from the section called Slumming , which is about rich people, a couple of whom are pretending to be poor Inky always said being absent is the new being present p 69 Poverty, Inky says, is the new wealth p71 So


  2. Lex Larson Lex Larson says:

    Apparently working in a vet clinic for the better part of 5 years is precisely the recipe required to inure one to the effects of Palahniuk s writing.You ll see tons of OMG SO GWOSS reviews here, but this ain t one of em I was entertained All the blood and guts and bodily fluids in the world don t really gross me out What really sickens me is people.And that s what Pal


  3. Carrie Carrie says:

    This book is vile It is disgusting No matter how much you can take, you will squirm and say Oh My GOD out loud on the bus or plane or couch or wherever it is you read It is a nasty book But Haunted is so muchthan that and so worth reading Haunted is set in a drab old theater, past it s prime, boarded up, invisible, and impenetrable to the outside world Inside the theater


  4. Cloudhidden Cloudhidden says:

    This is honestly the worst book I have ever read I finished it, only because of my amazement at how bad it was and how it never deviated from that.I was intrigued by the premise a group of writers volunteer to go on a retreat to write their masterpiece The book has a chapter of plot, followed by either a poem or short story from one of the participants Sounds cool The book f


  5. Josh Cutting Josh Cutting says:

    This book is incredibly uneven, that s its downfall There are some really good moments, some really bad moments, and one or two truly brillant ones Looking at it as what it essentially is a collection of short stories, it s really no better or worse than any other short story collection, and actually should get extra points for its brazen audacity The unifying material that lin


  6. Cynthia Cynthia says:

    WARNING SPOILERS AHEAD.Instead of reviewing the entire novel, I will just be focusing on my personal favourite chapter Guts.To date, there have been 53 known occurrences of audience members fainting during readings of Guts This doesn t surprise me at all, knowing the repulsive content of the story Guts is your mother, father, preacher and teacher shaking that disapproving finger a


  7. Dannii Elle Dannii Elle says:

    Actual rating 4.5 5 stars.Twenty three individuals with twenty three tales to tell The characters have been brought together but a notice, which reads Artists Retreat Abandon your life for three months Disparate in personality, background, culture, and class, they are forced to inhabit the same dank space and dine on the same lack lustre meals for three long months, as they pen the c


  8. Marvin Marvin says:

    Warning The cover of this edition glows in the dark Do not place on your bed stand unless you want to have a heart attack I speak from experience.There are 21 short stories in Haunted Some of them are amazing such as the notorious Guts Others are so so A couple of them are just boring All of them are written to shock yet the brevity of the tales keeps both writer and reader focused If t


  9. April Cote April Cote says:

    My goal was just to write some new form of horror story, something based on the ordinary world Without supernatural monsters or magic This would be a book you wouldn t want to keep next to your bed A book that would be a trapdoor down into some dark place A place only you could go, alone, when you opened the cover.Because only books have that power Chuck is right you don t want to keep thi


  10. Rachel Rachel says:

    This is chuck s worst work It pains me to say that, but its just true a group of would be writers on a writer s retreat each is given the chance to tell a story The stories are all basically gross for the sake of being gross with little to no redeeming value One infamous story involving a pool was so hard to get through I had to take 3 breaks Its so descriptive and disgusting I had to take a


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